My New Blog!

In which I detail everything that makes me such a wonderful Pinkmonkey. I have led an interesting life, pursuing careers in the WWE and the Catholic Church, studying at St. Bonaventure University, Slippery Rock University, and the Edinboro Institute of Flip Cup, and exploring this vast country that we call the United States of Something. It is at this point that Christina usually goes off on some rant about immigrants' rights. During my time, I have met a variety of interesting people and a bunch of Berts. My blog is going to be an "encyclopaedia" of sorts to catalogue the various and sundry lessons that I have learned. I will also make fun of Captain Waffles, because she has a smelly cat butt.